Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Random Tuesday ♥

Hey. I kinda missed Random Tuesday. I'm gonna ketchup on it now. Check out thecomputernerd01 on YouTube!



This guy...is hilarious. Must watch. Must watch. Just watch it. Click der button. NOW. Hit playyy. Do it. Okayyy just watch the video please. Please. He would love you forever! :) (I know I love him foreverrrrr.) 

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Alfonzo

Alfonzo. Mhm. The son of FuFu and Tiny. Alfonzo, you see, has magical powers. I'm gonna explain now. Well, FuFu's uncle Timmay was a *rainicorn. Ever watched Adventure Time? Lady Rainicorn is his sister-in-law. See? Some relationships there. But, FuFu is half rainicorn. Alfonzo got a bit of those magical genetics. He's all white like his father, but the rainicorn part? It's usually in his mane and tail. But often (this may sound strange) he's pooping it. *coughity cough cougherz* He's a bit on the special side. But yeah. He loves life, and he isn't racist.


SNAP Y'ALL. I GOTZ TA GO. :D I'll post laters.

kthxbaiii

*rainicorn: rainbow unicorn

Monday, April 2, 2012

Song of the Week

Heller everyones, I almost furgot. SONG OF THE WEEK BRAH. And hey. Tiny wants to know if he can have his own blog and get the same amount of views I do. I doubt he can, he isn't very popular. But Tiny enjoys privacy too. He was just wondering if you guys would like to know about the life of a unicorn. I MEAN A FRICKIN UNICORN! :D He loves being worshiped by girls. lol Sounds wrong, I know. Even some guys. *cough cough* Ethan, Justin, and Andrew got...*whispers*... r worded. Tiny said, and I quote, "I know they enjoyed it." He has issues. I mean forreal. He's a cheater!! BUT ANYWAY... back to Song of the Week and such. Dubstep! Skrillex! <3 Love, love, love.

Lyrics seem like nonsense. lol



Kuneyats ershinaponen yahh ih ih oh ne
Oh ah ih ih ihnuehje uhh yahh
dershinaponen yahh ih ih oh ehnoh
(Im just like you, you don't need, just like you) [Reversed]
Yes, oh my gosh


Kuneyats ershinaponen yahh ih ih oh ne
Oh ah ih ih ihnuehje uhh yahh
dershinaponen yahh ih ih oh ehnoh
Yes, oh my gosh


Kuneyats ershinaponen yahh ih ih oh ne
Oh ah ih ih ihnuehje uhh yahh
dershinaponen yahh ih ih oh ehnoh uh uhhs
Look at us
I'm a coward too
You don't need to hide my friend
For I'm just like you

Tiny

I'd like to introduce my friend Tiny the racist unicorn. He's not exactly racist race-wise, if you know what I mean. He just really hates vampires. Especially Edward. That sparkly fairy. Mhm, he sure loves how he glimmers in the sunlight. IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL! Yeah. Sure. Beautiful. Recently, Tiny the racist unicorn has met FuFu, the hippie unicorn. Yeah, she's a hippie. Rainbows and all that shiz. *cough* Well anywayyy, FuFu is pregnant now. Just saying. I'm not going any further than that. :D Just 9 more months (9 minutes in unicorn time). Well 9 happy minutes ago, FuFu had her baby unicorn. His name is Alfonzo, and he has MAGICAL POWERS. He poops rainbows. So magical. His hair is all rainbow-like too! ^^ We (Jade and I) (Jade is the owner of FuFu) were happy and such. Except for the fact FuFu and Tiny had no privacy. Okay, ya'lls. The end and stuff.
kthxbai
Tiny the racist unicorn. :D

Monday, March 19, 2012

Friends' Blogs

Hi everyone! It's been a while...again. But I'm gonna post some links to my friends' blogs. Some might have no posts. But I'm not sure.

In the Eyes of I
Juvenile Eyes
The Cheseness
Anna Louise Blog
Catcher 7
Gotemhatinlos
Guitar Hero 101

Thanks!
I'm at school right now, so I can't do very much. But thanks, anyways! :D Byee.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Been a While

It's been quite a long time since I've last posted. But thanks everyone for over 300 views! This is all I can say now. I don't have much else except to say that I've been talking to my friend Justin S. since 10pm, and we're staying up all night chatting over Facebook together. Yep, that's a good buddy.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

L.E.Q. Post

So, Rainey (my Critical Thinking teacher) said we needed to post one of our Lesson Essential Questions on our blog. You know, like the authors who post their opinion on a quote. Well, here goes.
 _______________________________________________________________________

"It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged the punishments the scroll:
I am the master of my fate,
the Captain of my soul."
                -William Henley (1849 - 1903) English Poet

Write:
Who is this about?
What is it about?
When does it happen?
Why is he the master?
How is he a captain?

My Answers:
1.) This famous quote is about yourself (or myself).
2.) It is about being the master of your soul, and being in charge of you.
3.) It happens when you realize you can control your actions.
4.) He is the master because he is talking about himself.
5.) He is a captain because he is in charge of himself, and only him.
______________________________________________________________________

Well, that was pretty much it. She said to post the L.E.Q. in which you got a perfect score, and I got a 5/5. It makes you feel good about yourself. I also have more to say. I'm being cyberbullied, called immature and rude. I hadn't done anything. She's the one that is immature though. I'm being the stronger person here. :)

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Kony 2012

*URGENT NEWS*

Anyone viewing this post right now, click on the 29:59 long video and share it. Make this horrible man famous. Not to celebrate him, but to bring him down, and make him fall hard. He is the Hitler of our time. He abducts children from Uganda, Africa and gives the boys a gun, and the girls to do dirty things. The boys are put into his children army of over 30,000 kids. He forces the boys to kill their own parents, and if they refuse, they themselves are killed. 

SPREAD THE WORD.
MAKE HIM FAMOUS.

KONY 2012


Tuesday, March 6, 2012

2-in-1

All right, it's "Random Tuesday" guys. Had to do 2-in-1 post...because I forgot "Song of the Week" yesterday. D: "Random Tuesday" first. (Charlie teh Unicron ep. 1)

*MILD LANGUAGE!*



Just wait til next week. You'll be either peeing yourself, staring emotionless-ly, or getting really creeped out, because I already have what I want to do planned out. Ok, to the Song of the Week, yeahhh!

                                             
 

Corrupt
You're corrupt
Bring corruption to all that you touch
Hold
You behold
And beholden for all that you've done
And spin
Cast a spell
Cast a spell on the country you run
And risk
You will risk
You will risk all their lives and their souls

And burn

You will burn
You will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
For your sins

And our freedom's consuming itself

What we've become
It's contrary to what we want

Take a bow


Death

You bring death, and destruction to all that you touch
Pay
You must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth
Yeah hex
Feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love

Now beg

You will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls

Now burn

You will burn
You will burn in hell, yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
You'll burn in hell
Yeah you'll burn in hell
For your sins

New News!

Hey everyone! I have some news, it's not good and it's not bad.

1.) I will be having a new blog (I'm staying on this one) but it will be about my horses. I don't want to flood this blog with horse stuff.

2.) "Song of the Week" is a weekly thing, I will post song video with lyrics.

3.) Tuesdays are "Random Days", days that I will find random (and funny!) videos to post.

*WARNING: SOME VIDEOS MAY CONTAIN MILD LANGUAGE. I WILL POST WARNINGS ALONG WITH THEM IF THEY DO!*

4.) I will be posting links to my friend's blogs to help them get views. Please check them out when I do.

5.) I have nothing else, but I wanted even it out so I went on to 5. :P

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Monday, March 5, 2012

Horses...Again!

I keep posting about these horses! You might hear about them a lot in the future. Whitey is a hog, I bring them some hay and he steals all of it when I'm turned away. He nipped at Bittersweet and Chocolei and they got scared, and Poptart was stealing a whole pile of hay and dragging it away! Here's the video in which he gets angry at Chocolei. I was feeding them at the time. (Whitey is horribly named, I'm going to rename him soon, but he's the white one, obviously...)


Sunday, March 4, 2012

Horse Visit

I visited Chocolei today again, but he was very shy. Shyer than usual actually. He stayed away from me and the other horses. But I saw a lot of Poptart. He wasn't at all afraid. I have pictures of Chocolei and a video, but I'll post that later. (I also got Whitey and Bittersweet). Here's a picture of Potart and a video of him. He's so sweet!

Poptart!


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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Morning!

I woke up this morning to dull skies and a cold breeze outside. The soil smelled damp and the concrete was soaked. (I guess it rained..) I love waking up to these kinds of mornings. I open up the window and let all of the earthy smells pour into the room. People hate the rain and love the hot days, but I love the rain and hate the hot days. Rain makes me feel...refreshed. It's strange actually. The sheets on the bed felt cold this morning, and it really gets me awake. Oh! Should I post little pieces of my story at a time? I'll post one today, and if you like it...tell me so I can keep posting it. (so far there's about 1,628 words)

"Strips of sunlight crept through Chase’s window blinds. He squinted and his eyes slowly widened as he adjusted to the light. He sat up like a vampire rising from his coffin, then stretched. He let out a few yawns and slid his legs off the edge of the bed. He sat there for a moment, and then he rose up with some effort. His legs felt heavy as he shuffled toward the restroom. Just as every morning he stared thoughtfully at his reflection in the mirror. He tried to manage a grin, but it faded quickly. He had been living with the Bern’s for the past seven years, and he was tired of their snootiness. They were his adopted parents and today he was running away. This brought a smile to his face. He grabbed his toothbrush and his winter green toothpaste and spread the green mush onto the bristles of his brush. The paste turned to foam and he rinsed his mouth. Chase’s teeth were white and practically perfect. His dark hair flipped naturally to the left, but this morning it was utterly sloppy. He removed his comb from the medicine cabinet and thoroughly swept it through his slightly thick hair. He looked at himself once more and shot himself a longing look. He exited the bathroom and turned out the light. His weight (which isn’t very much) made the old floor of the top floor hall creak. He tiptoes so he didn’t awaken his “mother and father.” A loud creak came from beneath his feet and he winced. He opened one eye and scanned the room. He let out a sigh of relief and continued walking back to his room. He strode directly to his closet and chose a dark green long sleeved shirt. He opened his drawer and pulled a pair of denim blue jeans. He slid them on and pulled on a pair of winter boots. Banff was a rather cold place in the fall... He removed his thick winters coat from the hanger and put it on. Walking downstairs, he made sure he was cautious and alert. He reached the foot of the stairs and searched for any movement around him. He inched toward the pantry and grabbed a whole ham, some fruit, and a week's worth of crackers. He continued back for the refrigerator and grabbed two gallons of water, and a quart of juice. He placed all of them in his backpack, along with a lighter, papers, a blade, rope, and a pencil or two. He ran lightly toward the door, unlocked it, and opened it. He froze and closed his eyes. He took in fresh natural air and stepped outside. He quietly shut the door behind him and locked it back with his screwdriver."

(462 Words)
  
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-An Average Person (or am I?)

 

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Grandma's House

Hi again! Now I have some pictures from my Grandma's house. So far I've went on a boat trip and I went to see the manatees! This will be a shorter post but I also have some news.

I have 200+ Views!

You might have seen it on the ticker gadget I put up yesterday, but thank you guys (and gals) so much! Anyway, some more news from my friend David. He auditioned for Harrison a while ago, and today he found out the results. He texted me saying..."I GOT IN!". He was pretty excited that he made it too.

All right, going back to my visit at my Grandma's. The pictures are here!

Mother and baby manatee.


Saw these manatees together near the fence in the water. The fence blocks off the powerplant waters from the boat commotion. During manatee season, there's signs that say "Idle Speed, NO WAKE". 



Powerplant.

When you first come out from the sea-side neighborhood you see this. It takes about 5-7 minutes to get out here since you have to go so slow. But once your out, you can go as fast as you want.


Grandma's backyard.


Beach Days

Hey everyone! I have one more blog for you to check out today. Look down again!
(and she spelled it wrong, don't tell her!)
Awsome Blogs By Me (CHECK IT OUT)

And some news, I changed my display name. If you want to know who I am, I need to know who you are so I don't tell a stranger. Just letting you guys know!

Okay, now onto what the point of this post was. Today, I'm going to my Grandma's house. She lives about 50 miles away, a good hour drive at least. She lives by the bay, and her backyard is a canal. Whenever we go to visit her, my Grandpa takes us fishing. We either go to the island, or just to the pilings (wreckage of an old bridge. There's a picture down there). She lives near a powerplant which makes the water warmer, so during the winter, manatees come. There is a nearby manatee walk where you can walk on this bridge and watch the manatees. If you watch the news (you probably don't) you would've seen the manatee that got caught in a crab trap. It was sort of on the shore where they were, but that's about 5 minutes away from my Grandma's by boat. Whenever we go on the jet-ski, dolphins come around us. I've never gotten to pet one, but my G-Pa has. When it's nice and warm, we go to the island for a swim. Hermit crabs and sea snails tickle us, and jellyfish blobs are hovering on water. That reminds me of one time when I went to the Keys and we went out on the boat to a reef. It was beautiful blue water and it was about 15 feet deep. There were brightly colored fish, and a few nurse sharks. You think 15 feet is deep? Well we rode out further to sea, and we stopped for a break. We jumped in the water with our scuba masks on and we went underwater. It was scary how deep it was, about 800 feet. All you saw was light blue turn to black as it went deeper and deeper. The rest of the time, I pretty much slept in the hot sun on the thing similar to a "crow's nest" on a ship. We returned to our home in the Keys and were welcomed with deer following us. Yep, Key deer. They pester you like crazy, but the cute thing is, they'll walk right up to you and let you pet them. I named one Boney, and another Foamy (I think it was rabid or something, because it was foaming at the mouth..). Boney was utterly skinny. But I will get you guys updated for my trip to my Grandma's. She has a 3D TV! :D
The pilings.

Thanks for tuning in!
-An Average Person (or am I?)

Friday, March 2, 2012

Fans

No, not my fans. But me as a fan. For one, you guys should really check out these three blogs. Look down there....

The Life of Boring Me
The Beginning of My Endless Road
Melody of Thoughts

I ♥ Owl City!
Thanks if you checked em out. Shame if you didn't. But anyway, I'm a fan of this band called -- Owl City. Adam Young just brings together the perfect elements of music and combines them to make the perfect piece of music. OC has sort of an electronica feel to it, and that's pretty much what musical genre it is. Adam's voice is perfect, no cracks, no horrible, ugly sounding yells, nothing that could ruin his music. His lyrics may not make any sense to you, but to me? They're perfect sense. Every word forms a story, sad, happy, or just for the heck of it. Umbrella Beach by them makes sense to me, but if a person completely new to Owl City listened to it, they'd probably say either "What's the point of this song?" or "I don't get it." Obviously his music is perfection. So perfect. Why? Well I heard one of his older songs on the radio a long time ago, "Fireflies". I liked that song so I looked up Owl City. Usually I like one song by one artist, and hate all the others. But for Adam's music, I fell in love with each and every one. That's not an everyday thing for me. And, I could put one song on repeat, and listen to it NONSTOP. That's just how good it is.

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Shcool

Yes, I purposely mispelled school. It's no longer school to me, but it is now shcool. (sh-kool) I don't really like my shcool, but I noticed something. My shcool is very...VERY strict. Khakis (or pay a dollar on special occasions to wear jeans). Black or brown belt. Earring no bigger than a quarter, necklace inside your shirt, two buttons up, etc. I hate it. Horrible shcool. Anywayyyy, have to be back at the classroom at 11:00. I'll post at home! Bye!

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Song of the Week


 I love this song. Owl City is an amazing band. Lyrics from [- From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/o/owl-city-lyrics/on-the-wing-lyrics.html -]


 


 I hate posting twice in a row...
 
 Breathe and I'll carry you away into the velvet sky
And we'll stir the stars around
And watch them fall away into the Hudson Bay
And plummet out of sight and sound

The open summer breeze will sweep you through the hills
Where I live in the alpine heights
Below the Northern Lights, I spend my coldest nights
Alone, awake and thinking of the weekend we were in love

Home among these mountain tops can be so awfully dull
A thousand miles from the tide
But photos on the walls of New York shopping malls
Distract me so I stay inside

I wish the rockets stayed over the promenade
'Cause I would make a hook and eye
And fish them from the sky, my darling, she and I
We're hanging on so take us high to sing the world goodbye

I am floating away, lost in a silent ballet
I'm dreaming you're out in the blue and I am right beside you
Awake to take in the view
Late nights and early parades, still photos and noisy arcades
My darling, we're both on the wing
Look down and keep on singing and we can go anywhere

Are you there?
Are you there or are you just a decoy dream in my head?
Am I home or am I simply tumbling all alone?

I am floating away, lost in a silent ballet
I'm dreaming you're out in the blue and I am right beside you
Awake to take in the view
Late nights and early parades, still photos and noisy arcades
My darling, we're both on the wing
Look down and keep on singing and we can go anywhere

Are you there?
Are you there?

Chipper

My family's favorite dog is a dachshund (a wiener dog). We have three of them, so it's easy to tell. The youngest is Willow. She's a blue and tan dachshund, and she is one year old. Jimmie is a long haired piebald (white and brown) one. He's about five. But the oldest one, Chipper, is eleven. Not a lot of my friends enjoy his company, because his breath is pretty bad. We decided to deal with that today. Before school when my parents dropped me off at the bus stop, we grabbed Chipper and put him in the truck. After my parents dropped me off, they headed to the SPCA. After I got home from school, my dad went to go pick up the dog. Turns out, he had to have 16 teeth pulled from his top jaw, and now he needs to have pain medication. Right now he's sleeping on a blue fuzzy blanket on the living room's leather chair...or my favorite chair. :D

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Science Project

All right. So the other day, I had a science project due. It was a project where you modeled your own Periodic Table out of everyday items (clipart, magazine pictures, and actual objects). It was due the 23rd of February, and I hadn't even started it on the 22nd. My neighbor (his name is James) usually has everything, so we, as in my father and I, went to see what he had. Crayons, glue, origami paper...you could ask for something and he would pull it off of the shelf. He gave us plenty of ideas, but the one I had thought up stood out. I would do dogs, but something needed to be in common in the columns. I decided I would do the show dog groups: herding, sporting, toy, etc. By the way, my two favorite animals are dogs and horses. That might have let you know why I like to talk about them. Anyway, in the three hours it took to construct, it turned out to be better looking than the others. Someone else did dogs but they based it on fat, fluffy, skinny, and other things like that. I turned it in the next day, the 23rd, feeling confident. (I still don't know how it turned out, grade-wise). But thanks for tuning in!!! :)

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Saturday, February 25, 2012

"My" Horse

Today I was over at my friend's house. We went back into the woods to our fort, but we decided to go further back. We went through the trees (I fell down quite a few times) and as we pulled apart the brush we saw four horses. My friend, Cody, named a white and brown horse "Gunboy". I found an all brown one with one white strip down his forehead. I had one of those dramatic moments when you outstretch your hand and pet it slowly. He was a sweet horse. His coat reminded me of chocolate, so I named him, "Chocolei". My sister spotted the all white one and named him "Chalk". I'm going back to visit Chocolei tomorrow. (By the way, his name is either pronounced "chok-a-lee" or "choc-a-lay").

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Friday, February 24, 2012

Music ♫

It's been a few days since I've last posted, I was having some troubles. But the one thing that keeps me going is music. Music is my inspiration. Music is my answer to love, family, happiness...and it helps me get through my anger. My favorite bands (that I hope you would find interesting) are Owl City and Muse. Owl City makes me happy, lifts my spirits, and gets me through things. Muse helps release my anger. Music is my true therapy. No other therapist or guidance counselor could help me out like MUSIC.

Muse - Take a Bow  

Owl City - Galaxies 

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-An Average Person (or am I?)

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Horrible

As of yesterday, my life is officially horrible. I don't want to say what for, and I apolagize if you wanted to know. But sadly, it's tough not to cry every second of the day, and as I'm typing this I'm fighting back tears. Well, I wanted to put that out there. Bye for now.

Mom's Photography: PICTURES HERE!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Backyard Adventures

So yesterday my neighborhood friends came over and asked if my sister, brother and I could come out for a while. We had a slightly strange, but fun idea. We grabbed a tire and some rope and tied it to the back of their 4-wheeler (this is sort of one of those "redneck ideas, but truthfully I was born with some of that in me). Since we have a dried out pond in the neighborhood, we drove over to that. So my friends got in the tire, and we dragged them behind us. See? I'm sort of southern! :) Later that night I found a slug. I'd never seen a slug before so I literally sat down and watched it for about 20 minutes until my friends brother killed it. It was sad.

Good times though. Good times.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

All County

So, for guitar this year, my school is going to All County. It's a performance, pretty much. I didn't go last year so it's a must to attend this year. For the performance, we (the advanced guitar class) are going to play quite a few pieces. One is Canon in D by Johann Pachelbel, which I'm pretty sure you've heard of. Here's the rest:

  • When Bidden to Wake or Fair
  • Yellow Bird (pretty difficult)
  • La Pastoreta
  • Walk In The Woods (this is probably the simplest)

Those are the pieces I will be playing. They are all pretty easy for me, but it takes work to get used to it.




Friday, February 17, 2012

Blazing Sunset

Here is my second photography post. This photo was captured by my camera, and by me. For me, these colors compliment each other nicely.


I am not very good at sunset pictures, but I found this one interesting. The rays from behind the trees? Absolute perfection (in my opinion, honestly. You may think otherwise). Maybe tomorrow I'll upload some artwork tomorrow?

The perfect sun against a fading evening sky.

The Black Ladybug

So today, I missed school because I wasn't feeling very well. My mother and I decided to stop by the local Lowe's to look at their flowers. There was a wide variety of flowers there; Chrysanthemums, hibiscusGerbera daisies and plenty more. They were all beauties. As we walked further back toward the larger flowers and the flowered trees, we saw bugs. Bees, wasps, and best of all...ladybugs. I spotted a bright red one with a multitude of spots and an orange one with absolutely no spots at all (ladybugs' spots fade as they age). But then I happened to come across a black ladybug. I'd never seen such a thing, all black with one red spot on each wing. It was amazing. It turned out to be a good day all in all (despite the rain), but things still turned out all right.

CHECK OUT MY MOM'S PHOTOGRAPHY HERE ---> Click Here For Amazing Photos!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Little White Flowers

I absolutely could not wait to post my first bit of photography. Yes, this was indeed captured by me.

I was walking through my neighborhood looking for some photo opportunities and I just so happened to stumble upon these little white flowers. It was a must to spend my time to get a photo of them.


These white flowers were amazingly beautiful.


Average?

 You see, once you begin to visit this blog more often, you'll realize it's a bit more than average. My plan is to make something interesting, something that will catch your eye while you're perusing Blogger. It would be much appreciated to have readers, and hopefully you will enjoy my posts. As a first, I want to begin this site with a series of quite amazing stories. I shall post my photography, story exerpts, quotes, and more. You can't even begin to imagine what's in store here. Average? Think again.