I'd like to introduce my friend Tiny the racist unicorn. He's not exactly racist race-wise, if you know what I mean. He just really hates vampires. Especially Edward. That sparkly fairy. Mhm, he sure loves how he glimmers in the sunlight. IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL! Yeah. Sure. Beautiful. Recently, Tiny the racist unicorn has met FuFu, the hippie unicorn. Yeah, she's a hippie. Rainbows and all that shiz. *cough* Well anywayyy, FuFu is pregnant now. Just saying. I'm not going any further than that. :D Just 9 more months (9 minutes in unicorn time). Well 9 happy minutes ago, FuFu had her baby unicorn. His name is Alfonzo, and he has MAGICAL POWERS. He poops rainbows. So magical. His hair is all rainbow-like too! ^^ We (Jade and I) (Jade is the owner of FuFu) were happy and such. Except for the fact FuFu and Tiny had no privacy. Okay, ya'lls. The end and stuff.
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| Tiny the racist unicorn. :D |
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